Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Not for reading

This post doesn't say anything. It's for verifying that the keyboard really has a problem or I'm just typing wrong for a reason or another (most likely because I'm an imbecile!!). Yet no typing problem just the usual orthographic misspells that I'm already used to and will be screened by the computer for me (because it is sooo much smarter than me). The thing is that I'm finding myself often typing in the wrong places (a few lines up and few words to the left or write or just in another box altogether). It feels like somebody is pressing behind my back Tab, Up, Down and other such keys. Well it's now a few lines and nothing happened so probably it's just me not being used with the Vaio keyboard.

By the way I would like an add-on to the spell check that puts a explanation to the word that it's suggests. Something like this can be than avoided by analphabets like me:

Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

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